Simon Akpaasou's Blog

According to the lady, she is tired of seeing hard joystick every morning. You know that feeling when a guy wakes up with some hard dick? Read what she wrote''Apart from me,who else gets tired of seeing an erect D every morning? Being married is hard i am not doing again Good morning''. Hmm women what do you really want?

Breaking News!!! Stephanie Otobo confesses: I was used and paid against Apostle Suleman.Right before our eyes in the Fire & Miracle Night of Omega Fire Ministries’ International Worship Centre Auchi, the serial accuser & blackmailer; Stephanie Otobo, apologises to God’s Servant Apostle Johnson Suleman, his family, Church and the Body of Christ for the shameless show of deceits & lies, she and their paymasters embarked on sometime in 2017. The only offense he committed was to have intervened in the numerous heinous crimes against the Church of Christ around the Nation and became a Voice for the Gospel. What followed was a well - doctored drama to attack the reputation of this Golden Voice and seemingly reduce the volume of his voice even as more evils were planned against the Church. After all the evil efforts, the secret agendas, theheavily funded set up and the unrelenting pursuits to snare an innocent man, they were futile. THE MASTER PLANNER HAS FINALLY VINDICATED

Nigeria's king of comedy, Ali Baba, has reactedto the photo of big and bold corper currently trending on internet.The Veteran Comedian took to Instagram page to warned that some things should not be usedas joke. He wrote:"I have seen this picture online and ignored it. I received it from 6 different people. Amusing as many found it, I did a double take. Only God knows how much guts it took her to wear that and pose for the picture. But that doesn't matter. She is a graduate. That doesn't matter. She offered to serve Nigeria. That doesn't matter. She posed for the picture. That too doesn't matter. What matters to some is just the laughs. I'm a comedian, So we tease everyone. But sometimes we need to know how sensitive some issues are and skip skip skip... We all have our issues. May not be weight related issues. But we sure do have them. Come to think of it, this lady here may just be the sweetest friend to some people.  She may be a chronic romantic to

A Nigerian man named David Ukesone who boarded a flight for the first time in his life, has been hospitalized after being tied with sit belt on a flight from Nigeria to Chicago on the 23rd of January, 2018. WgnTV Reports that Ukesone had never been on a plane before, and it was his first time flying, according to his family. His children said there was no issue on his flight from Nigeria to Dubai. But from Dubai to Chicago, there was a misunderstanding that led to their father being restrained for more than eight-hours ultimately sending him to the hospital. His family said he unknowingly sat in the wrong seat. His family said when the crew moved him, and wouldn't let him get his carry-on. They restrained him, leaving him zip tied foreight-hours. Emirates Airlines said he was being unruly andthey were trying to keep others safe. There were no details on what happened. His family doubts this and demands answers. Ukesone's family shared images of injuries to their father'

The Senator representing Kogi West senatorial district, Dino Melaye, appears to have taken his singing career higher. Melaye uploaded a new live video of himself inside his room performing a new song. I guess you will all love this, watch the video below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZn9oWqIB-s&feature=youtu.be

A House of Representatives adhoc panel investigating operational activities of service of telecommunications companies In Nigeruia, has issued an arrest warrant against Billionaire businessman and chairman of  Globacom  Nigeria, Mike  Adenuga , for constantly failing to honour its invitations. At the panel's seating today, the  Chairman  of the committee,  Ahmed Abu , said Adenuga's refusal to honor all of their invitations, is an affront to the legislature. According to Abu, records before the panel showed that Glo owes the Federal Government over N16.7 billion. Consequently, he asked both the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission  EFCC  and the Independent Corrupt Practices and other related offences Commission  ICPC  to go after the  Glo  chief for holding Nigeria's money. "A situation where the parliament will invite an agency or organization and then it won't come, then we're going nowhere. Some people feel they're too big; that they'

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Ibadan Zonal Office has arrested a suspected undergraduate internet scammer, Ilesanmi Babatunde Yemi, 31, a final year Accounting student of Ekiti State University for alleged Internet fraud. Babatunde who poses on the internet as an American Army Officer by the name Dennis Martinez allegedly serving in Libya engages in Internet love and romance scams. He engages unsuspecting ladies on the internet in a dating and romance scam through which he fleeces them of their money. Last of his victims were the duo of Sandra Simundza and Lily F, both in Australia, from whom he claimed to have obtained about Five hundred dollars in tranches. Babatunde, according to series of intelligence gathered by the Commission, allegedly lives anostentatious life without a definite job. He confessed to have been engaged actively in internet romance scam in the last four years from which he sustained his flamboyant lifestyle and bought himself a 2005 Lexus c

Governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna State has said insulting leaders on social media will not change how things are in Nigeria. In a statement on his official Facebook page, the governor advised youth who wish to chase old people from power to join a party and participate in the process. He said, ”Young people think insulting leaders on social media will change the way things are in Nigeria.”No one would hand over the mantle of leadership to you simply because you’re young.”If you want to chase “old people” from positions of power, you must join a party and participate in the process no matter how bad, dirty and dangerous you think it is.”  @shapasu

The Senator, Ben Bruce, via his twitter handle, shared the text message he received anonymously (right) and wrote ''Received these texts from an unknown number. With what has been happening in Nigeria in the last few years, and with the fact that I don’t move about with security, let me use this medium to alert Nigerians and the international community of a possible threat tomy life''. @shapasu

CEO of One Africa Music Fest, Paul Okoye popularly known as Paul O, has told his daughter, Vanessa Onyinye, who turns 21 today that she can now show him her boyfriend. He shared a photo to celebrate her on Instagram and wrote; "My daughter is 21 Years Old today - Super Proud of U daughter � Daddy Girl � U can show me your boy friend Now ���Only one thing I beg U � School School School � Have a wonderful day today � @shapasu

Ladies The little Things you do, can get you a potential husband, they are everywhere, you just need to put your heads down... Cause this is another romantic story that started from Just a DM, Nigerian Singer Kaha has revealed how he married his Sweetheart within few months, after she accepted his Facebook Friend Request, Just like that.. How romantic. It has to start from Somewhere..lol.. see his post below! @shapasu

MTN Nigeria Global Graduate Development Programme 2018 MTN Nigeria - The leader in telecommunications in Nigeria, and a part of a diverse community in Africa and the Middle East, our brand is instantly recognisable. It is through our compelling brand that we are able to attract the right talents who we carefully nurture by continuously improving our employment offerings even beyond reward and recognition. We are recruiting to fill the vacant position below: Title: Global Graduate Development Programme (GGDP) - Human Resources & Customer Service Location: Nationwide Job Description     Our Global Graduate Development Programme (GGDP) provides an unparalleled opportunity to grow and advance your career. It is a 2-year structured development programme for young graduates, combining formal development (in partnership with Duke Corporate Education and the MTN Academy) and on-the-job learning.     Upon completing the 2 year programme, graduates will be offered FULL EMPLOYM