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A grieving husband has been forced to show officials his genitals to prove that he didn’t kill his wife. Identified only as Barsah, he was taken in for questioning following the death of the young woman, 23. His father-in-law Nedi Sito claimed she died during sex as a result of the size of his joystick on February 26. Police in Indonesia then made him show his joystick to them, his late wife’s relatives, and other officials from their village. It was found that he had a normal sized joystick. The wife was found dead in her bed in Maron Kidul, in the country’s East Java Province. She had suffered an epileptic fit during the night but Mr Sito heard rumours from a neighbour that Barsah had accidentally killed her during sex. The head of the local police department said: ‘After seeing directly the Instruments that was thought to be over-sized, it turned out to be of a standard size. ‘So right there and then the father-in-law dropped the report and they apologised to each other.’ Mr Sito s

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